Optimruss Prime : The Comedy Collection of Russ Valiga. . .and Then Some by Russell Valiga
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Author: Russell Valiga
Page Count: 98 pages
Published Date: 04 Mar 2015
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Publication Country: United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9781478748243
File size: 48 Mb
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Knee-buckling, LOL funny - "OptimRuss Prime" the Comedy Collection of Russ Valiga ...and then some - is the hilarious new second effort from the mind that brought you " The Science of Racism" and Everything Else the "Progressive" Left doesn't want you to know. Be the life of the party with this "cream of the crop" collection of jokes, insults, comebacks, one-liners, crazy stories, and miscellaneous madness collected and created over a span of nearly half a century. Here's what you'll get - Part One: The Monologue - consisting of an opening monologue followed by "Random Thoughts," "I Remember America," and "Put-Downs and Comebacks." Part Two: Miscellaneous Madness - consisting of "Words of Wisdom," "Football vs Soccer," "Wiki Leaks," "Obama Names," (hilarious and true) 'Car Insurance Claims," (original) "Poetry" (actually haikus and limericks), and "Rudolph" the red-nosed reindeer - as re-invented in smut-latin. Part Three is "Good Ol' Ethnic and Racial Jokes" (practically a lost art form) you get ( only the best) "Redneck and Hillbilly" jokes followed by "Jews," "Italians," "Pollacks," the "Irish," "Greeks," "Puerto Ricans," "Mexicans," and ...of course "Blacks." And you get some extra-added bonus material. Part Four is Russ' favorite in-laws and relatives jokes (much of it original material) also wife jokes and funny names for porno movies. Part Five is "Wondrous Stories" consisting of strange but true stories from the Third World, Lucky Stories (about a lovable loser co-worker I once worked with), "The Big Rigamarole" about an unforgettable night in Tampa, the "King Dick" Factor, and finally, the Steve Martin inspired "How My Head Exploded." Last, but not least, I go off on a different tack altogether exposing the reader to the very real physical evidence of the miraculous nature of a number of Christian artifacts and relics including the Shroud of Turin, the Sedarium of Oveato, Veronica's Veil, Our Lady of Guadalupe, and a few others...
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